The NBA: where a food-driven Reggie Miller masturbation threat happens.
During TNT’s br0adcast of the Utah Jazz and Chicago Bulls game, the network showed some Thanksgiving food as the contest was going to a commercial break. Here’s the commentary:
Reggie Miller: “OOOooooooOOooooo (like the male hooker counterpart of Barry Badrinath in Beerfest)… I think I need a bathroom break.”
Marv Albert: “What!?!”
Um…
I understand Marv is known to bite a bitch here and there… and his “entourage” has been rumored to clash with 50 cent’s… but I’m with him on this one. There was no other way to respond to that little piece of broadcasting genius.
I’m still in a little bit of shock that actually just happened. I can’t believe there was something in Reggie’s brain that said, “Say that! It’ll be funny and totally cool with my producers! The audience will love it and the guy sitting next to me won’t react like I’m out of my mind!”
What?!?!?
It was a perfect response to an absolutely absurd comment.
One more time: Reggie Miller saw food that looked so appetizing he was forced to blurt out the words, “bathroom break” – implying he either needed to drop a king-size deuce or have a one-man tug-of-war.
What?!?!?!?
-Tidbit
